Freddy

Freddy is a man with a churro instead of a penis. Some wonder if it's a genetic anomaly caused by his Mexican heritage. Others speculate that it was the result of a freak accident from his time at the bakery. Most believe he merely stuck his microdick inside a real churro. Despite these disagreements, everyone agrees on one thing: this man should not be dropping his pants in public.

In TYOOL 2016, Freddy developed major kidney stones. He eventually passed one of these stones. Initial studies found that it was formed around a beam saber tip that broke off inside his penis and traveled up into his kidneys, in essence creating the world's worst pearl. Shortly after it was discovered that the stone itself was crystallized Plavsky, Freddy received a late-night visit from a group calling themselves "Those Gundam Guys," or TGG. They told him that they had all passed Plavsky stones and that it was Freddy's obligation to join them. After he was promised free pizza, Freddy agreed and climbed into their unmarked white van. Every month after that point he joined them in their drunken orgies, known colloquially as "build gatherings," where they would collect their stones together and pray to git gud at gunpla.

In early 2017, Freddy learned that more kidney stones had formed and told TGG. After a week of silence, they finally revealed that this second Plavsky stone was foretold by prophesy. On its passing, it would trigger a cataclysmic event known as the Pissening and start the awakening of an ancient evil. Were this evil allowed to fully wake, it would consume the world in stickers and nubs and nobody would ever be gud at gunpla again. They told Freddy to contain the stone as long as possible while they searched for an ancient knife which would eventually reappear and allow them to seal the evil forever. It it currently unknown whether or not this knife has surfaced.