Slushy

"Tfw a little boys voice makes you cum"
 * —Slushy, r/Gunpla no Pico

Though he has a family, job, and house, Slushy's only dream in life is to become a firetruck, which leaves him with a perpetual empty feeling. He plays Dark Souls and teaches his son racist slurs to try to fill the void. Despite being the group bicycle and frequently attempting to seduce other members, he has a girlfriend because he is alpha as fuck.