Assblast of the Century

"'I have a low tolerance for bullshit.'""- Elphelt's immortalized quote"

The Setup
Mai, Eph, Arkanoid, Xeno and Elphelt were discussing kits when Ark made a misspelling of the Woundwort's name. Elph jokingly corrected him, calling him a fat cunt; he committed a great mistake, however, by following it up with "i feel all tingly whenever i say cunt", perhaps in an attempt to make it more obvious that his previous statement was sent in a lighthearted tone.

The Assblast
Xeno, ever a bantzlord, saw the opportunity created by the naive Elph. He replied with a brutal "Probably because you'll never see one", implying many things about Elph in one fell swoop. Instead of bantzing back, however, Elph's fatal mistake was to take it seriously; instead of playing along, he went on the defensive, proving Xeno's playful jab to be true. He then made up an excuse about class to leave the chat and lick his rear wounds from the tremendous butthurt he went through.

Aftermath & Legacy
After this tremendous blow to his ego, Elph proceeded to stay away from the chat for a while. Mega tried to go the respectful way and talk to him, but he was just generally unpleasant; when he did return for further statements, he fished for pity with far-fetched stories about how all his friends robbed him and his girlfriend left him (ironic, considering his main defense against the initial assblast was that he had a girlfriend). Eventually, Elph left the chat all of his own, but the legacy of this stupendous event lived on.

As of the writing of this article, the event has been referenced over 55 times by the chat, complete with artistic interpretations and stories of this immortal tale. May this incredible happening live on forever.